How Broke Are We?
- You ever swipe your card and pray like you're casting a spell? Welcome to the club.
- Our savings account? It’s more like a "checking to see if we’re alive" account.
- We don’t window shop; we window dream.
- "Living paycheck to paycheck" is a luxury we aspire to.
- Our dinner plans? Whatever's in the back of the fridge that isn’t moving.
- We know the value of a penny because we’re still trying to find one.
- Budgeting? More like "Budget-ting!" (as in we’re about to be tingling with hunger).
We’re broke, but at least we’ve got humor. Join the club and laugh through the struggle!